The Tipping Point

This is how I will be lazy from this point forth:

What should BAC do this weekend?
Work, Work, Work. Prepare myself for 80 hour work weeks by refusing to sleep/have fun on weekends.
That 82 game season of NHL 2007 isn't going to finish itself either (discounting simulation of course).
Drink alone, write letter to Homeowner's Association concerning the lack of list parties.
Challenge myself to drinking competition...lose.
Take shot for every goal scored against me while playing NHL 2007, break Playstation when Patrick Sharp of the Blackhawks scores OT game winner.
Wake up at 3:00 a.m., make fake sex sounds til neighbors wake up, go back to sleep.
Current results

See, now I don't have to be writer when I'm feeling uninspired. I can put my lack of creativity into poll format. So much easier.

Apropos of nothing ... who the hell says that anyway? If you are going to say this, you might as well say what you really mean which is, "I'm tired of talking about your boring subject, so I am going to take command of the conversation and talk about what I want to talk about."

Anyway, interesting dilemma happened to me 2 weekends ago. It was about 7:00 am on Saturday I think when I heard the unmistakable noise of someone falling down stairs just outside my window. As it was very icy out, this was not completely unexpected, but I did not know what the proper protocol was for such a situation. Am I supposed to
1) go outside and see if she needs help?
2) chuckle and go back to sleep?
3) wait til she screams for help then repeat choosing between 1) and 2)? or,
4) Poke E, tell her somebody outside needs help, go back to sleep?

The problem I had was, if I had fallen down the icy stairs, I think I would prefer that no one come look(laugh) at me until I asked for help. So needless to say I chose option 2.