JFC's Twin??

So as you may or may not know I am in Atlanta* for the summer. The cheapest place I could find just happened to be the Pike house at Georgia Tech. It is going to cost me less then a grand for the whole summer which I consider a deal, even if the place smells like beer and piss**.

Anyways Monday there was a house meeting where their president of Home Association addressed us and laid down the ground rules. They were acutally similar to ours no beer bottles on the first floor, because glass can be a lawsuit or something, keep the house clean, don't smash things etc. Then he dropped this quote, which almost killed me, "Back when I was hear we partied harder then you guys, drank more then you guys, got more pussy then you guys, and still kept the house cleaner!" Unfortunately, to my dismay, he did not talk about winning 4 Smythe's from the years 1983-1985, because then I really would have lost it.

I guess all Pike houses are the same....

*Pat told me I should ask people why they call it Hotlanta, and then after their response say, "Oh I thought it was because Sherman burned it to the ground." I know I should not say this but sadly drunk Tom will find it wildly funny and prob. get hit for it.
** Luckily it is the same two smells that dominate our house.