Friday, January 25, 2008

It's a good thing Jack Bauer finally got out of jail

The guy at the table next to me is whispering too himself as he reads his textbook. A highlight included "350 pounds of marijuana, oh my god." He's not white, so I think the Patriout Act says I need to notify the authorities or something. I also need to notify the fashion authorities that he's wearing his jacket over just his shoulders, which I would be cool with but he does have both of his arms, so not this time. Anyway I've got to get back to evidence or I'll never be a better lawyer than Sam Waterston(sp?).

6 comments:

The Griz said...

No one.........NO ONE will ever be a better lawyer than Sam Watterson!!!!

The Griz said...

No one.........NO ONE will ever be a better lawyer than Sam Watterson!!!!

the sharpe said...

That obviously needed to be said twice. Also, check out Westlaw's thesaurus when it comes to marijuana, or marihuana depending on the state.

BAC said...

I think SVU is the best of the bunch, nothing cheers you up like watching a rape or child molestation trial.

the sharpe said...

If SVU is so cool then why can't it poop while running?

The Griz said...

svu was only put on the air so that Sam watterson would have someone to laugh at