As far as the man pride goes.
Here's what I've worked out.
C=Chad
X=Sojo
S=Swain
B=Beno
C=X Chad and Sojo vacillate between who wins; Chad is more persistent, Sojo is meaner.
S>C
S>X Swain owns both Chad and Sojo. Man pride is about psychological dominance, and he's in both of their heads...hard.
B>X But only because Sojo never snapped and killed Beno.
B < C, C < B How can this be? Neither has gotten over high school sports.
So now all we need is for Pat to use his Principles of Logic knowledge and do a proof showing the winner. [Don't insert yourself in Pat, Wii Pride is not equal to Man Pride]
15 comments:
Who is Swain?
Well its hard to get over highschool sports when you were all state.
Don't worry about it.
I just finished it on soft test* and am submitting now.
*I'm usually so excited for exams that I'm rarely having a SOFT test, if you know what I mean!!!
comments you weren't even here for, aren't allowed (only those present). another Joke Killing by Beno.
p.s. i was a better high school football player...so I win the man pride against beno. making me 1-1-1
i wonder how hard it will be for Beno not to reply. he's got to get the last word.
I think the bigger winner here is everyone who isn't arguing over how great their high school achievements were.
if you didn't get it...that was a set-up. you're going to need to "sharpen" up those lawyering skills
Pat got "punn3d"
I would make more complex arguments but I'm sure you would get too "frazzled."
Also, how did Beno get two votes? I can say for 100% animals I have never seen him win a man pride fight with Sojo or Chad.
Clearly no one specified you can't vote for yourself.
Also chad wins the pun war because you can't actually make more complex arguments.
fuck
I only voted for myself once. How did we get 16 total votes when only 8 or so people actually read the blog?
second place to swain...as long as I beat sojo and beno.
and swain used to love cupping my balls...(for adam)
I have a theory that Swain won because he didn't subject all the people voting to constant one-upping.
i only one-up beno...and sojo...and pat..thats not really a lot is it? ha
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