Kids suck at sports.

Little Girl Gets Completely Destroyed by a Soccer Ball

Yeah, she'll definitely be on Maury in 15 years for her morbid fear of soccer balls. Wow.

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I'm so tired of mediocre sports. Soccer is a blast to watch but not when they are women and it is on instead of sports center. This holds up even if the women are naked. That's right, I'm more interested in sport center in the morning before class than I am in watching chicks play sports naked. You may think this is gay but I bet all of you watch SportsCenter in the morning and only very rarely jack instead. When women's sports aren't being covered over my beloved SportsCenter then SC is covering silly events like the WNBA finals. I would rather watch myself playing basketball and I'm horrible. I wouldn't even watch the WNBA finals if it were Chicago vs. Indy. I don't even know if our cities even have teams.


Women's sports don't even have cool controversies. Men's sports have performance drugs, dog fighting, and gambling while women's sports are still stuck on racism. Do they really think nappy headed hoes is the worst thing to come out of someone's mouth in regards to women's sports? How about the fact that women's sports suck and they are a complete waste of time and money. I would rather watch men's lacrosse than women's basketball 100% animals of the time. The only women sports worth letting on TV are golf and tennis because there are a few good looking women playing these sports. The only sport I've seen at the top level have a woman defeat a man is cup stacking and cup stacking is a level below me playing madden on the wii in terms of athleticism.


I'm also tired of kids sports. Oh, your kid is really good at 10 and under soccer? I bet he sucks in comparison to me, which is sad. The only people who care about child sports are parents and pedophiles*. Watching a clump of children move a ball around until it accidentally goes into the goal or seeing some kid swing a bat as tall as he is just isn't enjoyable. The only time they are fun to watch is when kids get injured which is why I posted the video. I don't want kids to get seriously injured but if my parents showed me that video today and said it was me I would be pumped. That video is more than likely the greatest sporting moment that child will ever have, not unlike Chad and high school. I'm sorry Chad and to make it up to him I will say he was an extremely impressive C team receiver.


*I for some reason typed pedeophile and actually busted up laughing. Throw an O on the end and I bet it is the Spanish spelling.


Just for all of you wondering how funny law school is I'm just about ready to post about my new favorite person: Nick, my class' gunner.