Sucks to be you...
Your mom...
Tom Brady's kid is so screwed! This kid is going to get so much crap about having a hot mom and super model fake mom. Remember the kid in school with the hot mom? Remember how much shit they got about it? This poor kid is going to get it...X2! Damn!
Add this to the fact his dad has only won 3 superbowls and didn't even make it to the superbowl last year. Loser. Rex Grossman made it to the SB last year, your dad obviously sucks. Does your dad even make as much money as his girlfriend? NO?!? How manly.
Hope you don't only get the attributes of your parents because I'm pretty sure the world doesn't need anymore attractive, dominate qbs who can act. Nope, McMahon (I wish this were spelled McMan because it would be not only a silly last name but also the gayest item on McDonalds menu) has that role on lock down. Did you see the Superbowl shuffle? Brilliant.
All kidding aside I thought about this parent set up in regards to creating your custom superstar on Madden. Who could pass up 1.) your father is Tom Brady, who broke up with your actress mother, while she was pregnant, to nail the world's most famous supermodel and 2.) your mother is Bridget Moynahan, who was super hot in The Recruit. This is an unstoppable Madden character. You would have the uncanny ability to narrowly win SBs but also CIA training from movie land. Amazing.
Add this to the fact his dad has only won 3 superbowls and didn't even make it to the superbowl last year. Loser. Rex Grossman made it to the SB last year, your dad obviously sucks. Does your dad even make as much money as his girlfriend? NO?!? How manly.
Hope you don't only get the attributes of your parents because I'm pretty sure the world doesn't need anymore attractive, dominate qbs who can act. Nope, McMahon (I wish this were spelled McMan because it would be not only a silly last name but also the gayest item on McDonalds menu) has that role on lock down. Did you see the Superbowl shuffle? Brilliant.
All kidding aside I thought about this parent set up in regards to creating your custom superstar on Madden. Who could pass up 1.) your father is Tom Brady, who broke up with your actress mother, while she was pregnant, to nail the world's most famous supermodel and 2.) your mother is Bridget Moynahan, who was super hot in The Recruit. This is an unstoppable Madden character. You would have the uncanny ability to narrowly win SBs but also CIA training from movie land. Amazing.
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