Monday, July 16, 2007

Something is wrong here

The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles has to pay out $660 million to victims of "clergy abuse".

I don't know which is worse:
-There was over 550 cases which is obsurd (assuming no one was just jumping on the wagon and claiming to be abused). What the fuck was going on there?

or

-Parishioner's were suing the church. Is this money really going to make you feel better?? I mean sue the church? Thanks for closing some little kid's school and neighborhood churches. BTW, its even better that 40% of the plaintiff's settlement is going to the attorneys. I hope they enjoy hell.**

**Adam & Sharpe - - BTW, I can see Sharp being okay with this $$$ ha ha.

2 comments:

BAC said...

Pat would definitely have some explaining to do, if he hadn't already sold his soul for the frog suit in Super Mario Brothers 3 when he was seven.

Anyway, that could all be fixed if they just work "contingent fee" into the bible somewhere when they rewrite it next.

the sharpe said...

It was actually the hammer bros costume. I totally dominated King Koopa.

Also, I have no problem shutting down schools because I shouldn't be responsible for teaching other people's kids anyway. I want all of my donations to the church going to either more art or lawsuits which I can be a part of.

Side note-wouldn't it be like paying myself if I were the lawyer on this case? I gave like $5 one time at church.