FINALLY
I have always wanted to witness a robbery, and this past weekend it finally happened in Chicago (right outside Sojo's place). I got out of my cab and saw 2 African American males with black ski masks in their hands. This immediately made me suspicious and I watched them (from the other side of the street) as I waited for Sojo to come let me in to his apartment. I saw them pull the masks on and run in to the 7-11 and 2 minutes later they were sprinting right at Sojo and I. Finally I had my chance to be a hero and foil these 2 males plan*. I of course was not 'hard' enough and ran inside behind Sojo, and we watched (from a window) as they ran down the street**. It was very scary and Sojo almost started crying.
I totally let Charlie down, and next time I will do my best to build my street cred up.
*These 2 males must have spent all of their 'free time' from skipping school to come up with this brilliant plan.
** I did call 911 and reported the crime, so its not like I didn't do anything.
4 comments:
good thing he didn't see Sojo's pearl necklace...
You didn't go america all over their asses...
You people are such racists....you prolly made all of this up and decided to pin it on the typical African American troubled youth, you know, I drive right through the heart of Gary every morning and all I see are burned out buildings and dead people on the streets; cracked out hookers, and expensive cars with 56" fake chrome rims next to a 400 sf house. It's sad that you have to talk bad about such an amazing culture of people.
I did think about fork stabbing them....
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