The Sharpe's dating advice: for women!
True story. Some of us work for our fit bodies and we would like to see you do the same as well. This may be the Oxycontin speaking but I would much rather have a girl in danger of breaking than a girl constantly baking. This rule even goes if Fatty McButter Thighs is baking banana bread, which I think we all can agree is the most superior of all breads. I really, really love banana bread but I also love going to the beach without having to shield my eyes from your spot on impersonation of a beached whale. I'm also not a believer in that whole "we have an extra layer of fat" excuse. I have an extra layer of awesome but this does not keep me from being in a constant search of ways to make myself even more awesome. This even while 3/4 ninja turtles in the teenage range agree that I am the pinnacle of awesomeness. It is so hard to be nearly flawless in the eyes of TMNTs so shut your yap and starve yourself pretty, like Nicole Richie.
ps-also stop bitching about blow jobs, you don't see me bitching about having to get them (this is because I bitch about them in the privacy of my friends...seriously, just put out and we can both pretend to enjoy ourselves)
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I heard Pat say once you go B(eno)J, you never go back...
I think this message will probably fall on deaf ears. Or at least I'm using deaf to be polite because I dont think any girls besides Erin read the blog.
Side note: Erin made banana muffins the other weekend.
I would be fake embarrased if an actual girl read this. Much the same way I get fake embarrased if an actual girl talks to me.
I also do not believe that bananana (sorry I can't remember the lyrics to that song that spells how the shit is bananananans, bananananas) muffins are as good as bananananana bread. Bananananna bread can not only be eaten plain but also can be made into a delicious sandwich. Is there a song that will let me spell sandwitch correctly?
While you are correct in saying that pumpkin bread is a great bread, being a connosiuer (i don't care how you spell it) of bread, I would have to say that Pumpkin Bread is the all time best bread ever. And on a side note, my girlfriends never made me shit... that just talked a lot of it.
Poppe is obviously high or doing a spot on comparison of my normal lapses in thought while typing.
I'm too lazy to sign in.
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