Merry National Fuck Legs Day!
Do you have legs? Fuck em! Do you have a wheelchair? Pimp it! Today is the second annual Fuck Legs Day and I am happy to say that in honor of the day I will use my legs as little as possible. This hand propelled holiday came about last year while I was walking it out at U of I with Chris and we were able to witness Bar Roll '06. This group of straight wheelers collectively rolled out into the bar and started to slam shots until they were absolutely disabled. These kids literally got physically retarded. The real pisser is that not only were these guys getting free drinks but they were also scoring more girls than a Vietnam vet. I slowly became drunk and jealous and decided that I would no longer handicap my fun but I would instead embrace this lack of legs the next year. So why not join me and permit yourself to also embrace this holiday by pulling up a (wheel)chair and killing some shots for your brothers from another disabled mother.
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3 comments:
if you weren't all the way across the room i would slap your face
Is there a gas leak in here?
can disabled mothers give birth? I'm not that familiar with the birthing process because I was sent from the future (where everyone is sexy like i am). IN the future there are no new babies and no one dies...and we ride around on dolphins because there's no gas and all the ice melted. Mine's name is Holblow, he's pretty fast and he doesn't dunk me too often. I rescued him from a tuna boat so he was free.
The future has tuna? Chad will be happy there.
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