Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Stacks and Grad School

In defending P.S.'s position here, I believe those are the standard questions and answers you will get from anyone willing/not to booze on a Tuesday night. However, considering I am still in school for the near future and still have to get into a decent grad school in the future, I cannot black out on Tuesday nights. Well, at least not this week.

Which brings me to his other point: Stacks
Is it wrong to know all the bartenders/servers names yet still be unaware of 80% of the other people in there who you I have had whole conversations with. I think I just have my priorities in line when I am drunk. They are as such:
1) Another drink. Finish this one and buy another. No questions, just instinct.
2.) Sex. More and more desperate as the night goes on. Usually #1 prevents #2 from ever having a possibility of occurring. I think I recall being sober once and realizing how much easier but despicable it would be.
3.) Food. HotBox bread sticks are a standard and have saved me from my last 4 hangovers.


(Pat - Thanks for the 3 consecutive phone calls last night at 1 am while I am trying to sleep to tell me that Chad is eating Poppe's shit. And thanks for reminding me that Lonnie wanted to "end me". I had nightmares.)

1 comment:

BAC said...

I'm pretty sure sober people are supposed to wait outside in their cars.