so...I got a little drunk last bight
and I'm not sorry! I hate all of you and I hope you die. I'm not sorry that I ran around the house naked while I helicocktered by penis. You know people who are sorry? They don't look like me right now. I'm totally 100% not sorry that I tried to motorboat Karen. This is me not sorry. I'm 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 not sorry about putting my wiener on that one girls leg. I'm just not sorry. I'm so far from sorry that it hurts about showering without water in the hallway. I hate you all and I'm not sorry.
ps I'm still drunk so it was all worth it.
pss I'm actually kinda sorry
PEACE BE WITH YOU
the sharpe
8 comments:
This post sucks.
sorry (not really) i just thought that would be a funny first comment to look at. I spelled it bight as a side note because I was going to do drunk spelling but I then forgot in the 10 seconds it took me to type the post. I'm also in my last few weeks of undergrad so eveyone can let me make a mess in their mouth if they are upset about me doing silly things.
PEACE BE WIT YOU
the sharpe
I wish this post didn't exist because I feel like it belongs more on collegehumor than here because we are funny sometimes (rarely) while they aren't funny. Ever.
Yeah, I like to post on my own posts. I'm so ripped (Chad while he looks at himself in the mirror). I added that second part because Chad doesn't actually look at the blog.
BLOG FIGHT!
I am shunning you Pat.
You cuddle with your mom.
Pat Sharpe likes men.
You are adopted, your parents don't even love you
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