Your In Trouble buddy
Hey, guy in urinal one space from me. I know it's just me and you in the bathroom, but do you still have to fart and moan while you are peeing. I know it feels good...but Come on!
And hey, I know that flushing and washing your hands could be taking up valuable time that you may not have on your way to eating mashed potatoes bare handed, but when there's other people in the bathroom, can you at least humor us into thinking we won't be getting your urine on our hands when we have to touch the door on the way out. When it's just you in there...have at it, pee on the floor, pee on your hands, rip wet farts that dribble down your leg, whatever. Come On!
by the way...props to me on the title pun
Thank god we finally got that picture off the front page.
3 comments:
I actually laughed about the bare handed mashed potatoes eating, not because it grossed me out but instead beacuse I know for a fact that I would enjoy it SO much.
(yes, I've turned into a 17 year old slut)
I also kinda miss the hairy picture. Maybe I will repost and pretend it is an ad for Nair.
It was hard to think of what the grossest thing to eat with urine on your hands would be...maybe cheetohs when you're done and have to lick your finger...
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