Dear (Not Read Very Often) Diary

So........
It's been kind of dead around here recently. I guess I better take the Tech N9NE off loop. I haven't seen a party with 4 people invited die this fast since the last time I invited Mike Birbiglia to an orgy. I don't understand, you guys are all last semester seniors. Typical day for me last spring:
Wake up (9:00-11:00 a.m.)
Brush teeth(11:01-11:02a.m.)
Decide whether to play NBA Live in my room, or Tiger Woods in Poppe's room.(11:02-11:30)
Eat Lunch(11:30-12:00p.m.)
Play Video Games(12:00-5:00p.m.)
Get asked whose room this is by pledge - Respond "Do you think I would play video games on MY couch all day? This is Poppe's room, my couch is too far from the TV so I sit on the stool. Go Away." ALL DAY
Get asked if I ever have classes - 2 times a day
Get asked by Dan if I ever wear something besides shorts/sweatpants - 1 a day
Eat Dinner (5:00-5:30)
Play Video Games (5:30-7:00)
Watch Highlander(7:00-8:00)
Watch whatever TV shows I like at time(8:00-10:00)
Rinse, Repeat, Scrub Undercarriage

I mean seriously guys, what the hell? I mean, I enjoy hearing myself talk as much as you guys [enjoy] hearing me talk, but occasionally my fingers get tired. [Yes I know that means I now have landscaping duty] Let's go guys! It's the Playoffs! It's Sweeps! Even if it's only some comments!
Even if it's just an exclamation point! OK, that's it. See ya guys this weekend.