University of Phoenix letter of Recommendation

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Returning to an America where you can slap your secretary on the ass......now that's a campaign slogan!

Getting Back to Basics

This blog was pretty much started so that we could talk about TV shows. Lets get that back cracking.

She should nail some occasional bloggers...

Why?

Do you think it's time we just sent this badboy into internet oblivion?

Anyways, I've got like 10 minute until class and i'm bored as shit so I thought I would type words on the screen and then save them onto the internet so that some time in the future I can be running for mayor or something and someone will bring up a screenshot of this blog and say something like, "what was it like to be so lame in 2008?" And then of course I would say something like, "what do you mean good sir?"* And they would show our site and everyone would gasp and throw cabbage or something at me and I would cry and cry and cry.

So what about Heroes huh, who the fuck is writing these stories? Why on earth is every other scene a dream sequence of something that may or may not be happening in the future? And seriously, why are they not superpower fighting for at least 25% of every show? And now they are all related but were test-tube babies? Except for the fact that one guy is like a billion years old but they put him in a coffin for a nap? If they don't buy Peter some acting classes I am going to start watching the Mentalist.

Dexter season opener was kind of disappointing as well. Can't things go right and he gets to kill people with no problems for at least a little while? It's like they are trying to tell us that vigilante justice is NOT the way to go, when we all know that it is.

Anyways, in summation, "Your Dick"

Thank you



*Or more likely, "At least I have a penis." if it's a guy, or "You have a penis." if it's a girl.

Sunny Blog

By popular[more than you] request.


Sue me if it doesn't work.

Fucking Fischers

Unless Big Game Tiller called for a side-over-side, hooking, sprayed shot which should at no point have a chance of going in then you are just an awful athlete. I would also like to call out the tool who patted him on the back after both misses. This is definitely behavior you should be encouraging.

Also, I don't think staring at the goal posts with your mouth open is going to give you another shot. Is it possible for Purdue to get a non-mouth breathing kicker?

I fucking hate fischers. (fischers will no longer be capitalized)*

*OSU is also no longer able to put a "t" in front of their name. tUSC now owns this ability.

Thanks Bernie

At least for a day, Bernard Pollard has surpassed the time I saw him piledrive a running back in college.