Thursday, October 9, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Why?
Do you think it's time we just sent this badboy into internet oblivion?
Anyways, I've got like 10 minute until class and i'm bored as shit so I thought I would type words on the screen and then save them onto the internet so that some time in the future I can be running for mayor or something and someone will bring up a screenshot of this blog and say something like, "what was it like to be so lame in 2008?" And then of course I would say something like, "what do you mean good sir?"* And they would show our site and everyone would gasp and throw cabbage or something at me and I would cry and cry and cry.
So what about Heroes huh, who the fuck is writing these stories? Why on earth is every other scene a dream sequence of something that may or may not be happening in the future? And seriously, why are they not superpower fighting for at least 25% of every show? And now they are all related but were test-tube babies? Except for the fact that one guy is like a billion years old but they put him in a coffin for a nap? If they don't buy Peter some acting classes I am going to start watching the Mentalist.
Dexter season opener was kind of disappointing as well. Can't things go right and he gets to kill people with no problems for at least a little while? It's like they are trying to tell us that vigilante justice is NOT the way to go, when we all know that it is.
Anyways, in summation, "Your Dick"
Thank you
*Or more likely, "At least I have a penis." if it's a guy, or "You have a penis." if it's a girl.
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Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Sunny Blog
By popular[more than you] request.
Sue me if it doesn't work.
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Monday, September 15, 2008
Fucking Fischers

Unless Big Game Tiller called for a side-over-side, hooking, sprayed shot which should at no point have a chance of going in then you are just an awful athlete. I would also like to call out the tool who patted him on the back after both misses. This is definitely behavior you should be encouraging.
Also, I don't think staring at the goal posts with your mouth open is going to give you another shot. Is it possible for Purdue to get a non-mouth breathing kicker?
I fucking hate fischers. (fischers will no longer be capitalized)*
*OSU is also no longer able to put a "t" in front of their name. tUSC now owns this ability.
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Sunday, September 7, 2008
Thanks Bernie
At least for a day, Bernard Pollard has surpassed the time I saw him piledrive a running back in college.
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Thursday, September 4, 2008
Enis Envy: the team
QBs
Cutler
Leinart
Croyle
WRs
Fitzgerald
Berrian
Driver
Hester
Devin Thomas
Steve Smith (Giants)
RBs
LT
Jones-Drew
LenDale (seriously, pick a first name)
TE
Cooley
Keller
K
Gould
D
Jacksonville
What do you think? Really? Because I don't value your opinion.
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I accidentaly a whole post...
http://forums.joerogan.net/showthread.php?t=74612
This has to be the funniest thing to be on the internets.
Also, if you would like to join the blog you have to make sure Adam allows you to talk to the Master.
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