Monday, February 11, 2008

best news i'll get all day

SUCK ON THIS


I won't ruin the surprise because you even Pat isn't too lazy to click on the links but you'll notice that even Wikipedia has it so you know it's solid.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Did Chad think of this?



I mean can't you just see Chad trying to pull this off like 5 years ago. Strolling out to a podium in the Zionsville gym with an OSU hat in one hand and a Florida State hat in the other.

I think the fact that people started talking about this Hart guy on message boards is the best part. Maybe Sharpe can declare for the NFL draft...we can just send in his Madden stats. He is bound to get some hype from those amazing stats.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Duke Sucks

Well Duke managed to beat UNC last night, and now we have to hear about how they are Gods gift to basketball. Do you think ESPN can hire some non-Duke lovers to work in the studio? Anyways this video is still priceless:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYOgC2Qbqh4

"You even suck at rape, I know for a fact because my boy Mikey's got the tape."

Monday, February 4, 2008

Post of the Year

I win.

http://www.baconsalt.com/

Please tell me this wouldn't revolutionize your life. Please tell me this so I can know you are a total homo.

PS Sean R. on the website is right, I would put this on everything.

Sharpe = Next Madden?

Well the Giants beat the Patriots last night, and I just wanted to point out that Pat does not know much about football, here are a few of Pat's quotes from the blog over the last year.

(1/7/08)the sharpe said... Didn't the Patriots already beat the Giants for the Super Bowl a few weeks ago?
(1/14/07)the sharpe said....I was thinking about how much fun the countdown to new years is and how much we really don't have enough of countdowns to fill my insatiable appetite when I decided to come up with a countdown of my own. My completely orignal idea of the name NFL Countdown combined with my thoughts regarding what time the Giants would fire Tom Coughlin today to animorph into a fun little countdown to his firing. I really want to see him be bitter and say something about how gay Shockey is so I really feel as if I will pay close attention to any kind of news regarding his dismissal. The truly tough part of this kind of countdown is that I have no idea how soon he will actually be fired after losing to a McNabbless Eagles so I've decided to just guestimate in days. Ready? Wait, I'm not actually ready. Ok, lets get to count downing.
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So we can all see that my guess, as well as Donald's, on his firing would be in one day. If anyone believes my guess to be false they can feel free to leave something special for me in the comments section or just shove the comment directly up their ass.

P.S. how bout Eli escaping that sack and just gunslinging it down the field.

By Executive Decision

Giants Chadded Hardest this Year.

Ballot stuffing campaign will be investigated.

Pat finally defeated by more effeminate man.

Large Playoff beards ill advised for Arizona Weather; better left to ice rinks.

Peyton does not high five women, they are gross.

Toyota Sequoia can hold 8 crazies, EIGHT! That's almost a whole team.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Everyone is excited for me!




I Chad so Hard! Suck my Chad. Hard.